Hello there!, Chathouse...
On this #TBT, we, at #TheF_ingOffice, want to know your opinion about the image and see if it should be considered:
a) phone-sex,
b) regular BJ,
c) no intercourse (Bill Clinton Dixit), or
d) none of the above, just another day at work
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Hello there!, Chathouse...
On this #TBT, we, at #TheF_ingOffice, decided to add a focus test to our recruiting screening process, so, try to find the error in this picture.
First to give the correct answer will receive all the future prints of the famous Playboy Magazine or Playgirl Magazine! 
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Her right leg seem to be in a very weird position, isn´t it?
Better call an ambulance then because I think she has a broken hip.. 
HAHAHA maybe it was caused by work stress, given the "requirements" 
of her role... 
Good morning Chathouse... for those who wanted to know the answer to this focusing test, the answer is:
Her sleeves are different length
Thanks for participating, best luck next time and I hope to see you around, specially at #TheF_ingOffice
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Hello Chathouse,
#TBT
If there is an HR representative in the house, we at #TheF_ingOffice need some advice... This oldtimer secretary keeps dropping her stuff all the time, especially when she is around the male staff. What should we do?
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we need to introduce a new dress-code for her, a shorter skirt and nice stockings... Tony, get busy preparing the document, I'll sign it 
Sure Boss, whatever you ask... you know I am here to please you...
Hello Chathouse!
Happy #TBT at #TheF_ingOffice...
Where were you when the different styles in that picture were trending?... I think I was still a swimmer
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Double-entendre amuses whilst sex sells. Perhaps you can interest your special lady in having a Dickens Cider? #tbt
https://youtu.be/dqRRW9lKmEQ
@Meatloaf5k If I'm not mistaken, some of your girls are also fond of this company's donkey mascot: the Dickens Cider Ass.
The infamous SS Shitterbanger was plowing majestically through the waters of the Caribbean when one of the lovely young ladies aboard craved a Dickens Cider. Captain @alex_p_skeetin had yet to empty his own and, always the gentleman, offered it to her. She swallowed it whole and demanded a second, even larger Dickens Cider. She was so crazed about that delicious drink, she told a story that she once visited the brewery. The lines were long, so she decided to take the Dickens Cider backdoor...
...once in there, she felt as happy as never before. She even got herself a Dickens Cider Pussy, the cuter of the brewerie's two mascots. After having the fourth Dickens Cider that afternoon, she swiftly fell asleep, happy and satsfied. She left the Captain with the decision whether to declare Dickens Cider the official beverage of the SS Shitterbanger, WHICH HE ABSOLUTELY SHOULD!!!
@futa_hunter Excellent pitch, sir! I'm personally more of a devotee of whiskey and/or ale myself, but an occasional cider is pleasant and ladies do tend to go for it. A sponsorship for the 'Banger boat would be great, wouldn't it? A man would rather not admit publicly that he PAID to get Dickens Cider, you know...
Lol.... A as far as I'm concerned
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