Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.




I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence.

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An elevator is on the ground floor. There are four people in the elevator including me. When the lift reaches the first floor, one person gets out and three people get in. The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out, 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor up, no one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the elevator cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone else dies in the elevator except me. How did I survive?




I got off on the first floor

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You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?




A lawsuit

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Why is the letter F like death?




Because without it life is a lie, or it makes life a lie.

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Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive. But, one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?




An eight-ball

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What rocks but does not roll?




A rocking chair

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